The third leg

Left or right leg

Doctors tried to heal my grandson-spin-daughter HolyHackTwerk’s disease disaster of brain intestines volvulus infinite labia Lucyfernox loop labyrinth hyacinth wrench with all kinds of medicine, operations, DNA-replacements, lobotomy mistletoe torments of Tantalus and so on. But nothing could stop the damaging attacks of the illness, only death itself. HolyHackTwerk died because of infinite space-time-curvature or Singularity-app-polyp-collapse.
Everyone else got the left leg or the right leg out of the death foremost. And therefore happened to end up in either the left side of death or the right side of death. But HolyHackTwerk did not get her left or right leg out of death foremost. Instead she got her third leg out of death first. This unique third leg was a consequence of post-mortem examination ravage. 
In the post-mortem confusion some of HolyHackTwerk’s organs and limbs got mixed with organs from other bodies. For instance she was buried with no liver, but instead 5 adrenal glands and 17 solar plexus egg rotation play nations of future leakage plumage plum cake. The HolyHackTwerk-cadaver was without arms, but with three legs. The third leg burst out from the top of HolyHackTwerk’s head. With this third leg HolyHackTwerk Purgatory-danced through limbo back to life. As the first person ever she survived death. Back in life HolyHackTwerk danced and danced on her three legs. Together with the torso-pirate dancer Jonathan she invented the Tantalus dancing pants.

Professor Alfbird Dildodaughterslaughter happened to fall bottomless in love with HolyHackTwerk. After penetrating her solar plexus-system Alfbird fucked her heart and she fucked his heart up into their love-united pineal gland. And with a rabble-rabbit-strap-on-cunt Alfbird ultra-fucked the third leg on top of HolyHackTwerk’s head. HolyHackTwerk and Alfbird love-fucked the chromosomes out of each other. They love-fucked the souls out of each other. They love-fucked the eyes out of each other. They love-fucked the bowels out of each other. The whole digestion system with gullet, stomach, pancreas and intestines they fucked out of each other. Their lungs, bowels, bones, glands, eyeballs and everything swung and dangled outside them all the time. 
They used their large intestines as roller skates. And they used the small intestines as lassos catching ready dishes from the supermarket or takeaways from the grill bar. And they used the marrow as a house between city and rural area.  Alfbird’s liver and HolyHackTwerk’s spleen became their beloved son and daughter: Åmyxt & 4Ø4. Also Alfbird's & HolyHackTwerk's soulbowels and brains they have lovefucked out of each other. Their soul bowels camouflaged in kidneys they used as reserve kids reversed to sdik. And they helium-inflated their outside dangling brains to zeppelins floating them and their children Åmyxt & 4Ø4 from continent to continent and maze facing the space cli-fi-high-fiving wings of orb suckers.

High-fire-5-legged emancipation

But suddenly Alfbird’s two legs and HolyHackTwerk’s three legs united and emancipated themselves from the to bodies. Instead of serving human beings they became a free high-fire-5-legged conglomerate galloping through the worlds.
 Third leg of Human SapiensAlfbird and HolyHackTwerk lost their five legs and escaped from Earth as Tantalus-Torsonauts traveling in space-face-maze. But the 5-leg conglomerate emancipation was a catalyst cataclysm catapult with other consequences: a third leg suddenly catapulted itself out from the top of the head of every human being on Earth.Billions of third-legs burst out into the world struggling wriggling total kicking ass. Human sapiens became 3-legged instead of 2-legged.But for most human beings the third leg is invisible. International intelligence agencies and other authorities have from the very start prevented recognition of the third leg, for instance by producing subatomic code noise to disturb human senses and by producing the whole Internet navel nipple Nirvana Bitch Bang Valhalla hack flash system.
 Ejaculady fuck toes breeding infinittoAfter being transmogrified to Human sapiens the HolyHackTwerkThird-leg-toes immediately began to fuck each other and give birth to new toes. An explosive propagation quickly bred thousands and thousands of new toes on each third leg: some of them hyper-flexible dancing toes, others: eating toes, sneezing toes, testicle-toes, clitoris snowing toes, whistleblowing toes, mistletoe kissing toes and so on. The whole third-leg-toe-expansion happened without the foot growing bigger. The infinite number of new toes did not take any space - because they were Babushka toes folded in to each other with none of them being the smallest -> there would always be some smaller and some bigger and some uglier and more beautiful toe than any given toe.
    But the fact that human sapiens hack become three-legged instead of two legged hack other consequences for instance invention of a sleepless Rem dream machine  cuntsisting of a bicycle of emancipated noses escaping on spectacles of snow tiger snowdrops ….