Either/Or-Scooter

As secret descendant of Søren Aaby Kierkegaard I suddenly invented the EntenEllert also called the Either/Or-Scooter running on total soul hack flesh despair ultra para trans biological saving Johannesbird Climacus & Anti-climacus. The beginning of the either/Or-Scooter seemed to be a pirate-spiration-gift in the midst of my struggle with another invention: The Still or the Stillborn reverse twerking alfbird.