Not before the 3-double wedding-day we discovered that the three brothers were Siamese triplets who was conjoined in one big 4-branched penis. We screamed and screamed until the priest sharpened his mouth and bit the big 5-branched penis over into 6 penises. And then we got married and became 7 couples settling on 8 total different sides of the Earth but the 9 penises grew together across the Earth-guts and the giant 10-branched penis turned itself inside out and became an underground sun exploding in our heart.
Translegged and completely extended from page 27 Dotting under the i. Published by Borgen 2000. Birgit Munch Prikken under i'et.